Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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