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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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