Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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