I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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