its not stalking. its research.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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