Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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