They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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