So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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