i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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