I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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