Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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