is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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