Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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