This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
