She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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