My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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