the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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