Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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