so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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