is your mom at the bar?
Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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