Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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