She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
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There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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