Fuck appropriateness.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
