Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
