i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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