"it" just moved
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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