It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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