hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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