Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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