Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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