Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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