I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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