His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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