so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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