i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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