strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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