so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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