question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm passing your future prison.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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