Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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