i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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