worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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