the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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