He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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