nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
