I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Randomize
