awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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