yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Boobs are out for the taking
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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