Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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