it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Say something about gay babies.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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