Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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