It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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