Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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