did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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