how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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