But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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