dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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