Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I FOUND THE LEGS
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Randomize
