I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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