So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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