PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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